- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A baby seal walks into a club.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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