- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

LO AND BEHOLD!

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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