- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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