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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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