- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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