- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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