- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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