Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

knock knock Goodbye

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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