- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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