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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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