- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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