- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

why are black people so fast? because there black

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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