- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.