- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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