- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A man walked into a bar owch

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.