- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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