- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Click here to end the world.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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