- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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