Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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