lets bomb africa

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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sadf

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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