- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Your adopted.....

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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