- Anti Joke

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings