- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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