It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's white and gluey Glue

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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