An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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