- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's the difference between a duck?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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