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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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