- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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