- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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