Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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