What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Pickle

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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