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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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