- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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