Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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