What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Lil Wayne

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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