- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

sky silverstein

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A man walks into a bar

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How old are you? 7

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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