Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Guest what? Dog

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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what is 3+3= 8

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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