- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

the WNBA

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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