Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

this website is a bad joke

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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