- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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