- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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