Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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