Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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this website is a bad joke

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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