- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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