Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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the WNBA

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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