- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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