- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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