- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

women's rights

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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