whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Anti Joke

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