- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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