- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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