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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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