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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's your blood type? Red.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Diarrhea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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