Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

No it doesnt..

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

women's rights

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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