- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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