- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Women outside of the kitchen.

Trump will make America great again.

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