- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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