- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A house comes around the corner.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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