Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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