There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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