Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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