What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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