penis. nuff said.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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