BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Your girlfriend.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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