- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

So these two girls have a cup .

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why so serious ?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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