- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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