- Anti Joke

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles