- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

hola said the chinese man

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What comes after 69? 70

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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