- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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