Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Katy Perry

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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