- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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