Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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