- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Your so gay, that you like men!

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