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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Knock Knock No solicitors

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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