- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .