- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A women left the kitchen.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why so serious ?

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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