- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

I'm HIV positive.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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