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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock Knock? Come in.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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