there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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This is an anti- joke

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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