- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

The FCC

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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