- Anti Joke

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.