- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.