Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A dog was barking at a tree

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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