- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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