Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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penis

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Ily bae

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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