- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Pickles are moist.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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