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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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