- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Bob Saget that is all

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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