- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the snake say to the rat?

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

I'm Batman.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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