- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

alert('The Game')

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

The queen having a shit

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