What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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