- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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