- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's big and purple? Barney

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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