Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Two baby seals walk into a club.

My spelling is horrible

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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