- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Well this is pointless.....

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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