knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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