- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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