How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Indians

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Heskey time.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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kk

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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