- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

The chickens have become self-aware!

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Obama = ebola

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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