Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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