Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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