- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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