"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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autistic kids rock

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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