- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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