- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

men, men like men= men+bed

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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