How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

The New York Giants

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Once, I went to Peru.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Ross.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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