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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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