Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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