- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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