- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What comes after 69? 70

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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