- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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