- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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