- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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