- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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