- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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