Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Dislike if you are a prostitute

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What comes after 69? 70

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's 9+10? 19

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