- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

1+2 = 6

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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