What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Ehh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

when debbie meets downer

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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