a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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