- Anti Joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Good job, son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed