What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Boob

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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alert('The Game')

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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