- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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