Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Burp

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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