Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

thumb_up thumb_down +7

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

thumb_up thumb_down +7

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops