Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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