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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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