What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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