- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

all these jokes are horrible now

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Who is it?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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