- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Jersey Shore.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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