Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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matt is fat

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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