So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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