Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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