My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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