- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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