what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Turkeys are obese

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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