Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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how man

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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