In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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