Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Antijokes...

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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