- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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