What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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