Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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