What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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