- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why so serious ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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