What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Denard Robinson

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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american idol

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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