- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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