Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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