- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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