- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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