- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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