Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Anti Joke

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